Chocolate Orange

It's late. I have been crocheting and watching Gilmore Girls for quite some time. I have already eaten a lot, but then I notice my chocolate orange.
It's all like "Eat me please! I go off in 12 days. I need to fulfill my life goal!" And I mean who am I to say no. The poor thing just wants to be happy.
I'm all set to go when I think about the 10 months since Christmas and I am terrified. "Of a chocolate orange?" you ask. I reply, why yes. It has anticipated this for so long. Patiently waiting to see what will happen. I can't let it down. All the other chocolate oranges have probably told it about it's future and it has been jumping up and down at the thought!
Then I realise that it's only 12 days so it's better to get it over with while it's fresher than it will be tomorrow.